GPI's Perfect Match: TJ Hamilton - Pacer and Chelsea

Stand Alone/Series Title: Defending Pacer
Author: TJ Hamilton

Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our next guests...Pacer & Chelsea Fratelli



Kristine: Thanks for hosting us today, I must say it's a little unusual to do this outside of the studio, let's get right into it, do you believe in love at first sight? 


PACER: I do now. Sometimes I question what made me lurk in the dark shadows, like a weirdo, but it had to be done. I loved watching Chelsea. Some call it stalking, but I prefer to call it love at first sight.


CHELSEA: If it means you do everything you can to keep someone you just met out of prison — even though you know it’s wrong — then hell yes, I’m a believer.


Kristine: How did you know that each other was "the one"?


PACER: She let me do freaky shit to her.


CHELSEA: God, I can just imagine what Pacer’s smart-ass comment was, to this question. Um, I can’t really put it down to one thing. It was a combination of things. But the gloves sealed the deal!


Kristine: Tell me about your first Valentines Day together?


PACER: We were on the boat we got after the Lady Maria and travelling towards Sri Lanka. I tried to time it so that we were coming through the Maldives around Valentines Day. I’ve never seen water like that, anywhere. It was something I’ll never forget. We snorkelled for days, and fucked like maniacs on the white deserted beaches.


CHELSEA: *Sigh* our first Valentines was so magical. We were cruising on the yacht around the Maldives. We spent days exploring all the reefs. I felt so alive, and free. Why can’t life be like that all the time? Nowadays, if I don’t have to change a nappy, I think it’s romantic!


Kristine: Wow! That sounds amazing, so what are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me *winks* I'll keep it a secret *grins*


CHELSEA: This is our third Valentines Day together. It’s a bit low-key with the kids now. I might cook Pace something nice, and hopefully both kids stay asleep so that we get to have some ‘shhhh don’t wake the kids’ sex!

Kristine: ahhhh otherwise known as parent sex then *laughs*

PACER: Chelsea has no idea what I’ve got in store for her this year. I just don’t want us to become one of those couples who just become a bit stale after they have kids. Fuck that! My ma flies into town in the morning, and I’m taking Chels away for three days. We’re heading out on the boat — we haven’t been out on the water in ages. Ma will stay with the kids on our island. I know Chels will probably sleep for a day, fuck knows she needs it. But then I’m going to bang the fuck out of her for the next two days. I still can’t get enough of my wife.


Kristine: *blushes* What would be the ultimate Valentines Day present your spouse could give you?


CHELSEA: Sleep. And some of his sexy glove action. Then some more sleep.


PACER: The best present right now would be to see her in one of my shirts like she used to wear after I’d finished fucking her in every position!


Kristine: What would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home with each other?


PACER: Can I give her all of them? A new sports car to take her out on the town, then come home and send the sitter away so that we can have ‘a quiet night in’ *wink*


CHELSEA: Money’s never been an issue in my family, so flashy presents are just bullshit. I miss the nights out that Pacer and I used to have, dancing and drinking. So I’ll take a night out any day.


Kristine: So tell me what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for each other? 


CHELSEA: I kept him out of prison. Ha ha


Kristine: *glances at production assistant warily*


PACER: I don’t know what’s the most romantic thing. I just like blowing her mind with things so that I can see her gorgeous smile. It’s the most beautiful fucking thing I have ever seen. I’ll never stop trying to impress her.

Kristine: *sighs* Ok lets play a game we like to call, how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:

Top or Bottom?

PACER: Both
CHELSEA: Can I choose both?

Kristine: *laughs and nods*


Sexiest feature on each other?

PACER: Her sexy smile

CHELSEA: His massive arms

Biggest turn off that each other does?

CHELSEA: When he calls me honeybee. Drives me nuts.

Kristine: *laughs*

 PACER: When she tries to cook.


Three words to describe each other?

CHELSEA: Crazy, Sexy, Mine.

PACER: Out of my league. That’s four words, but I’m not about rules.

Kristine: *smiles*


First thing you thought when you saw the other for the first time?

 PACER: Fuck, me.

 CHELSEA: Fuck, me.

Kristine: *cackles* and lastly, if you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday?


CHELSEA: We’ve been to almost every corner of the earth, but I’d definitely go back to the Maldives.

PACER: I really loved the Maldives or Seychelles.

TJ is a former cop turned writer, published by Harlequin Mira. Using her first-hand experience from working in the belly of the beast at Sydney’s Redfern Command, TJ now writes sexy stories of mystery and intrigue.
Her head has been buried in crime since studying criminology at university over a decade ago, and she just can’t seem to shake her fascination with the macabre.
Life is gritty in TJ’s world, so sit back and expect the unexpected with one of her books.
Nowadays TJ re-lives the action packed life she may have once had through her strong fictional characters while living a quiet life in the tropics with her handsome husband and kids, where she writes a weekly column for her local newspaper.

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GPI's Perfect Match: Jodi L Perry - Carter

Stand Alone/Series Title: Bastard
Author: Jodi L Perry


Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our next guests...Carter & Indi


Kristine: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Carter: I didn’t, but then I met Indiana.
Indi: Yes


Kristine: How do you know that each other was "the one"?

Carter: Because from the first day I met her she got under my skin and as much as I hated it at the time, I couldn’t get her out of my mind. I was consumed by her.

Indi: I don’t know, I just did. We had a love/hate relationship in the beginning, but it didn’t take long for him to worm his way into my heart.

Kristine: Sounds like you tried to fight it *winks* so tell me about your first Valentines Day together?

Carter: I surprised her at work. I brought our dog LJ and a picnic lunch and we went to the park. I also bought her flowers, chocolates and a pair of edible undies, which I ate off her that night.

Indi: He turned up at my work at lunch time with our dog LJ, a picnic lunch, flowers and a box of chocolates and we went to the park. Oh and he also gave me a pair of edible undies, which is so Carter. *rolls eyes*


Kristine: *blushes and clears throat* so what are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me *winks*  I'll keep it a secret...


Carter: I’ve organised for our parents to watch the kids for the night. Indi’s a simple girl and doesn’t go for all that fancy crap, so I’m going to cook her a nice dinner and then take her bed for a marathon uninterrupted (we have three small children) sex session. I’ve also sketched and framed a large picture of our three beautiful kids to surprise her. I know she’ll love it.

Indi: Carter told me not to make any plans, and that he was organising everything. He’ll do something sweet, he always does. In saying that though, I know it will include sex, probably a lot, so I’ve bought some sexy lingerie to wear for him. He likes that.

Kristine: What would be the ultimate Valentines Day present Indiana could give to you?

Carter:Refer to pervious answer. Lots of uninterrupted sex. Hey I’m a guy. We have a one track mind.

Kristine: *laughs* well atleast you're honest!

Indi: He’s giving me everything I could ever want, so I’d just say some alone time with him. We don’t get as much now we’re parents.

Kristine: so tell me, what would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home with each other?

Carter: A quiet night in with lots on uninterrupted sex. Sorry, but it’s the truth. My wife is a babe and our sex romps are off the charts.

Indi: A night in with my sexy man.

Kristine: So tell me what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for each other?


Carter: Our first real date. I got my best mate Jax to set up a table up for us under the Sydney Harbour Bridge. It was complete with candles and stuff. It was just after we found out she was sick. I wanted to create a beautiful memory for her to help get her through her treatment. I even went as far as buying her a nice dress to wear, but in true Carter style, I stole all the underwear out of her draw so she was panty-less. I coped a lot of shit off Jax that night for being a pussy, but it was worth it. I’d do anything for my girl.

Indi: Well he surprised me and the kids this past Christmas with a trip to New York. He found my bucket list, and experiencing a white Christmas was #1 on the list. Like everything he does, it was special. We had an amazing time. But, for me, the most romantic thing he has ever done was our first date. It was just after I’d found out I had a brain tumour. I found a box on my bed that contained a beautiful dress and matching shoes. It included a note telling me to be ready at 7pm. He took me for a romantic candlelight dinner under Sydney Harbour Bridge. He had his friend Jax set it up for us. I’ll never forget that night, even though we nearly got arrested for having sex in the car, it was magical evening. It was night I realised I couldn’t live without him.


Kristine: Ok so lets play a game, how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:

CARTER:
Top or Bottom? Top

Sexiest feature on Indi? She’s the whole package, but if I had to choose I’d say her arse, her eyes and those damn lips.

Biggest turn off that Indi does? She as stubborn as all hell.

Three words to describe Indi? Nurturing, forgiving and loyal.

First thing you thought when you saw Indi for the first time?

My first thought was that she was babe and I wanted to bend her over and …. (I was seventeen and had a one track mind) That hasn’t really changed much over the years.

INDI:
Top or Bottom? Bottom

Sexiest feature on Carter? His body, and his tatts.

Biggest turn off that Carter does? He’s a major smart arse.

Three words to describe Carter? Loving, an exceptional kisser, and an incredible husband/father.

First thing you thought when you saw Carter for the first time? He was incredibly hot, but a total prick. He had a really bad attitude back then, but funnily enough I could still see there was goodness in him. And I was right, he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.


Kristine: and lastly, if you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday?

Carter: I’d probably take her back to New York. Went spent our last Christmas there, and it was the most amazing time of our lives.

Indi: Hands down New York. We had the most amazing time when we were there.

J L Perry is a mother and a wife. She was born in Sydney, Australia in 1972, and has lived there her whole life. Her love of reading, from a young age, gave her the passion to write. My Destiny was originally written for her sister, in 2013. It was never intended to be published. However, after finishing this book, she felt there was still a lot of Brooke and Logan's story left to tell. This inspired her to write My Forever. With the encouragement of her family and friends, she decided to follow her dream and become a published Author.

That dream was realised on the 6th of June, 2014.

My Destiny is her debut novel in the Destiny Series. My Forever is the conclusion to this book. Her third book Damaged - Jacinta's Story, was released October 15th, 2014. This is a standalone read, but is based on a character in My Forever. Her fourth book Against All Odds, is also a standalone read. It is based on Brooke and Logan's daughter, Angel. It was released on May 27th, 2015.Bastard, her fifth book, was released on September 14th, 2015. J L is currently writing two more books, Hooker, and Nineteen Letters. Both will be release early 2016.

J L's love of romance and happy endings makes a perfect combination when it comes to writing her beautiful love stories.

Her hobbies include reading, writing, drinking wine, shopping, listening to music, cake decorating and anything artistic or creative. She loves spending time with her family, friends and pets when she isn't writing. She also loves being outdoors and travelling and exploring the world.
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GPI's Perect Match: Aleya Michelle - Chase and Ivy

Series/Stand Alone Title: Tainted Deception
Author: Aleya Michelle


Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our next guests….Chase Hudson and Ivy Maisen


Kristine: Do you believe in love at first sight?



Chase –
“Quite truthfully, I always thought it was rubbish and fiction; however when I set eyes on Ivy everything changed”.
“When I first gazed upon her flawless alabaster complexion, stunning emerald green eyes and perfect plump lips my heart skipped a beat and I felt the lightning strike.
“So Yes now I am a big believer in love at first sight”.
Kristine: *sighs*

 Ivy-
“I’ve never fallen in love at first sight, I guess with Chase I was physically attracted to him, yet I was shallow and assumed he was another suit wearing jerk”.
“Mind you, the second time I saw him at the beach, Holy hell, that was definitely Lust at first sight”.
“Have you seen this man’s muscles?”


Kristine: *looks Chase up and down slowly* Chase how did you know that Ivy was "the one"?



Chase: “It was like a lightning bolt, it hit me straight in the heart”
“From the moment I caught the first glimpse, I wanted her, her uniqueness was like nothing I’d ever seen, then when she spoke her voice was so sweet, yet sexy”
“The fact that her body is smoking hot is an added bonus”


Kristine: Ivy how did you know that Chase was “the one”?


Ivy: “When I looked beyond the façade, Chase was extremely intelligent, easy to talk to, sweet, and gentle and everything I never knew I was looking for”


Kristine: What are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me, I'll keep it a secret 


Chase
“Well it is our first Valentine’s Day together, and it’s a huge surprise, so lips sealed”
Kristine: awwww oh come on you can tell me *smiles*

“I am taking my beautiful fiancée Ivy to Paris!”
“We have talked about going to France next year, so I’m hoping to blow her away with this surprise” “Paris is not called the most romantic city in the world for nothing…”


 Ivy –
“I would love to tell you but I’m in the dark, Chase knows that I totally hate surprises and yet he insists”


Kristine: What would be the ultimate Valentines Day present you could receive?


Chase – “Ivy walking down the aisle and making me her husband, sooner rather than later”.


Ivy - “Honestly I’m not big on materialistic items; I’d rather donate to a charity or help the poor, Chase gave me a mustang for my birthday, so god knows what this man will do”


Kristine: What would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home together?


Chase – “How about a bit of both, great food, dancing with Ivy’s body pressed against mine, then taking her home to bed sounds perfect”


Ivy “A quiet night in with a good movie, bottle of wine and Chase naked sounds good, Oh and I do love Chase’s rock concerts, maybe mix it up a little”


Kristine: So tell me Chase, what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Ivy? 


Chase : "My Valentine’s Day surprise will be the ultimate when it comes to romance, However my proposal in the Swiss Alps was sensational, Perfect chalet nestled in the snow-cloaked mountains with breath taking views and an open fire place, just stunning”


Kristine: Ok how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:


Top or Bottom?



Chase – My vixen loves to be on top.



Ivy – Chase likes control so top.

Sexiest feature on Ivy?



Chase
“I can only choose one?” “Definitely her perfect ass, its god damn sexy as hell.


Sexiest feature on Chase?

 Ivy

“His gorgeous abs and the V… or Sex Lines as it’s also referred too, It leads to greater things below trust me…”


Biggest turn off that Ivy does?



Chase

“I love everything about her; I do wish her self-confidence would increase, Ivy is always telling me my compliments are untrue, she needs to realise she is the most beautiful girl in the world”


Biggest turn off that Chase does?

“Compliments me constantly, I am totally overwhelmed with his compliments, Not really a turn off, a little confounding”


Three words to describe Ivy?

Chase
Sensational, Sexy, Perfect


Three words to describe Chase?

Ivy

Mysterious, Gorgeous, Enigmatic


First thing you thought when you saw Ivy for the first time?

Chase
“Holy fuck, who is this woman and how can I make her mine?”


First thing you thought when you saw Chase for the first time?

Ivy
“Honestly…Not another stuck up suit wearing jerk…” LOL...How incredibly wrong I was, I should know to never judge a book by its cover”


Kristine: If you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday?


Chase - Somewhere hot and breathtakingly beautiful, Barbados or Cuba, preferably on a secluded island so that Ivy can sunbake naked *leans into to whisper to Kristine* I know Ivy will choose Paris, so Valentine’s Day will be Epic.

Ivy - It would have to be Paris, an ultimate dream to see the Eiffel tower and The Louvre, the world’s largest museum, oh I'd love to Italy to see The Guggenheim Art museum in Venice, I get so excited thinking about it.

 

To Vote for Chase and Ivy - Call 1300-GPI-Aleya

*Voting lines close midnight ADST 13th February*

I'm a born and bred Aussie Chick:)
An indie author with three books released in My Heart Series. Breaking my Heart, Healing my Heart & Forever in my Heart.

I'm married with 3 crazy kids, never a dull moment in life, I love to write and read to escape daily routine.
My favourite author would have to be Abbi Glines.

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GPI's Perfect Match: Lauren K. McKellar - Tate Masters

Stand Alone/Series Title: Fame
Author: Lauren K. McKellar

 Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our next guest….Up-and-coming Hollywood golden boy Tate Masters speaks about his girlfriend, supermodel Mikaela.


Kristine: Hi Tate, thanks for joining me today, o you believe in love at first sight?

Tate: Look at my girl. C’mon, seriously, just look at her. Wouldn't you fall in love with that at first glance?

 

Kristine: *smiles* How did you know that Mikaela was "the one"?

Tate: Well, I guess a heap of things. My dad always used to say ‘when you know, you know’. Mikaela and I met on a lingerie shoot, and sparks seriously flew. We have a heap in common—our tastes are almost identical.


Kristine: Tell me about your first Valentines Day together?

Our first Valentine’s Day was spent chilling out at home by the pool. It might sound boring, but low-key relaxation is what we do best. I organized a chef from Fast Eight to come in, though, and he made Mikaela her favourite meal. She did not expect it at all, and the look on her face made it all worthwhile.


Kristine: Wow you know how to spoil your lady don't you! what are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me *winks*  I'll keep it a secret...*grins*

Tate: This Valentine’s day, sadly, we’ll be working. I’m starting the shoot for Tropical Love, my first big-budget flick—thank God my leading lady is Mikaela! Seriously, though, my craft is so important to me, and Mikaela gets that. Hell, she’s the same—she’d do anything for her career. We both understand that it’s not this ‘easy life’ being in the public eye—you have to work hard to get to the top. And we’re doing it together.


Kristine: What would be the ultimate Valentines Day present Mikaela could give to you?

 Tate: S@#t, that’s a hard one! I really couldn't ask for more than hat she’s given me already, though. It’s going to sound so corny—please don't revoke my man card over this one, guys—but just herself. It’s more than enough. To me, it’s the world.


Kristine: Sounds like true love *sighs* What would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home with Mikaela?

Tate: Like I said, we like to chill at home—although the odd night out in front of the cameras is a bit of fun!


Kristine: So tell me what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Mikaela?

Tate: Damn, I guess you’d have to ask her. I know she was pretty impressed that time I drove up the coast to San Fran to get her dad and bring him back home to Hollywood so she could see him on his birthday (she couldn't make the trip as she was in between shoots, and sadly, his health isn’t in a good way—the poor man can’t fly). The look on her face when she saw her daddy was priceless. Although I have to admit, at first I worried they were angry tears. 


Kristine: Ok lets play a game we like to call 0 how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:

Top or Bottom?

Both. Most likely in the same session.

Kristine: *cheeks flushed*


Sexiest feature on Mikaela?

Her eyes. Although seriously, she’s an ex-Angel. If I didn't mention her boobs, I’d be a liar.

Kristine: *laughs*

Biggest turn off that Mikaela does?

Nothing. She’s the greatest. Oh, hell, I guess when pressed I’d say … she leaves the empty milk bottle in the fridge. Gets me every time.


Three words to describe Mikaela?

Funny, sexy, loyal.

First thing you thought when you saw Mikaela for the first time?

Whoa. I’d love to get her out of that lingerie …

Kristine: *blushes* and lastly if you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday?

Tate: Probably somewhere in Europe. It’s a place I’ve never been, and it’s definitely on my bucket list. Maybe some day …

 

To Vote for Tate - Call 1300-GPI-Lauren

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Lauren K. McKellar is the writer of contemporary romance reads that make you feel. With a passion for all things fiction, she is a hybrid-published best-selling Australian author of young and new adult books.
In addition to her fiction work, Lauren edits manuscripts for both publishing houses and a host of successful independent authors, working on both structural and line elements. She loves working collaboratively to achieve a common end goal.
Lauren lives by the beach in Australia with her husband and their two dogs. Most of the time, all three of them are well behaved.
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GPI's Perfect Match: Autumn Grey - Cole Holloway

Stand Alone/Series Title: Fall Back Skyward
Author: Autumn Grey

Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.

 

Please welcome our next guests...Cole Holloway

Kristine: Do you believe in love at first sight? 



Cole: I never did until I met Eleanor. It wasn't really 'love at first sight'. It was more like 'intrigued at first glare'.




Kristine: How do you know that Eleanor was "the one"?



Cole: **laughs** The minute she stepped inside the book cafe and confronted me, her little tight body wrapped in a dress that hid her curves and her tits. . .Jesus. **clears throat** Sorry. I'm drifting. Anyway, yeah. I knew right there that, even if I tried to avoid her like I'd been doing, we'd still end up in each other's space one way or another. So I gave in. One of the best decisions I ever made in my life.



Kristine: *smiles* tell me about your first Valentines Day together? 



Cole: I am not a very romantic person, but I try. **grins** I promised my girl I'd surprise her. I ended up working late at my father's firm. Anyway, we spent the evening on the roof of her grandmother's house eating popcorn and watching subtitled movies. Okay, not only watching movies. We did a lot more than just watching.




Kristine: What are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me, I'll keep it a secret 




Cole: **rubs the nape of my neck** I suck at making plans. I prefer to be spontaneous.




Kristine: What would be the ultimate Valentines Day present Eleanor could give to you?



Cole: Giving herself to me completely. Life hasn't been to kind to my girl. I know she trusts me. I also know that allowing me to shoulder some of her burden is something she's not comfortable with. So yeah. That would be the ultimate present.



Kristine: What would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home with Eleanor?



Cole: Definitely a quiet night at home with my girl. I'm not big on crowded or unfamiliar places.




Kristine: So tell me what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Eleanor? 



Cole: According to her, the most romantic thing I've ever done for her is teach her how to sign. I'll take that.



Kristine: Ok how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:



Top or Bottom? Both. She's feisty.



Sexiest feature on Eleanor? Her eyes and boobs.



Biggest turn off that Eleanor does? Hm. I plead the fifth. I kind of love hanging around Eleanor. I prefer it stays that way. **shifts on my seat.**



Three words to describe Eleanor? Stubborn, fearless, pixie-short



First thing you thought when you saw Eleanor for the first time?



Christ. She has a lot of scars.




Kristine: If you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday? 


Cole: The Caribbean

Autumn Grey is the author of the Havoc series (Havoc, Obliterate, Mend). And just like her characters, she is quirky, sometimes funny and definitely flawed. She writes sexy contemporary romances full of drama, steamy kisses and happy ever afters.

 

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GPI's Perfect Match: Emily Hemmer - Amber

Stand Alone/Series Title: The Break Up Psychic (Dangerously Dimpled #1)

Author: Emily Hemmer


Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our next guests... Amber



Amber is a secondary character in both The Break-Up Psychic and Plus None. She’s a wannabe witch and possible evil mastermind. Her boyfriend, Noel, has been described as heroin-chic. His likeness was painstakingly recreated for a voodoo doll after Amber discovered he’d cheated on her in The Break-Up Psychic. Needless to say, he never did it again. They live a quiet life in Harlow County, Texas where Amber spends her days as a sales assistant in a bath shop and Noel works as a part-time dental hygienist.



Kristine: Do you believe in love at first sight? 



Amber: No. But I do believe in love at first bite. I have a pretty serious vampire fetish.



Kristine: How do you know that Noel was "the one"?



Amber: He helped me move a dead body.



Kristine: *laughs* You're hilarious...wait...you're not smiling...Ummm... tell me about your first Valentines Day together?



Amber: We spent the night in an abandoned mental hospital. It was incredibly romantic.




Kristine: *eyes wide* Sureeeeee.... So what are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me, I'll keep it a secret 



Amber: I would, but then I’d have to kill you.




Kristine: ahhhhhh.....what would be the ultimate Valentines Day present Noel could give to you?



Amber: A vile of his blood. I ran out.




Kristine: *looks at production assistant with wide eyes* What would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home with Noel?




Amber: A night at home, in our sex dungeon.




Kristine: *smiles* Oh that sounds lovely, so tell me what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Noel?



Amber: He cheated on me once. I let him live.




Kristine: Well that was certainly nice of you...*gulps* lets play a game, how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:


Top or Bottom? Neither. Tied up and bent over.



Sexiest feature on Noel? His lazy eye.



Biggest turn off that Noel does? He doesn’t cry loud enough when I whip him.



Three words to describe Noel? Cold, pale, and demented.



First thing you thought when you saw Noel for the first time? That guy looks like a fresh corpse.



Kristine: Well Amber, thanks for coming in and playing *gulps* one last question, if you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday? 



Some place tropical. Like the Bermuda Triangle.

 

 

 

 

Emily Hemmer was raised in the Chicago suburbs before settling in Kansas City in 1996. She was raised in a house full of wom...en which gave birth to her many loud OPINIONS about men, women, and the roles they play in la romance. A huge fan of romantic comedies, Emily was overjoyed to realize her college roommate could recite every word of the movie 'Clueless,' until she realized that was the only VHS tape her roommate owned. Emily dropped out of college and to this day, blames the listless years of her twenties on the words, "As if!" She completed her degree after an extended eleven-year semester break during which time she got married, had kids, and became a published author. Her greatest accomplishment to date is holding the high score in Ms. PacMan at the Pizza Hut in Schaumburg, Il.

 

 

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GPI's Perfect Match: Annalisa Nicole: River and Joss

Stand Alone/Series Title: I See...Love (A Different Road #1)
Author: Annalisa Nicole

Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our next guests…. River and Joss

Kristine: Do you believe in love at first sight?



River: Yes. Although I’m blind but I still knew I loved Joss the second I smelled her.

Kristine: Awwww....

Joss: No


River: Wait. You didn’t love me at first sight?



Joss: No, at first I thought you were gay. Then I thought you were an ass.


Kristine: *chuckles*  How do you know that the other was "the one"?



River: I knew Joss was ‘the one’ when I heard her singing in my kitchen like an angel and she smelling like nutmeg.



Joss: I knew River was ‘the one’ when he pulled all the tabloid magazines with my ass on the cover from the shelves. Oh…and when I saw his sexy as hell bare feet in a designer suite.



River: growls in the back of his throat



Kristine: So you mentioned before we started filming that this was your first Valentines Day together, what are your plans for it?



River: We’ve already booked a couples getaway in Napa. We’re going to wine tasting and spend the entire time naked in bed.



Joss: Uh…yes…what he said.


Kristine: Sounds like you've sorted out all the finer details then *winks* in the same vain, what would be your ultimate Valentines Day present?



River: An entire dish of Eggplant Parmesan all to myself.


Kristine: *laughs* so clearly the old adage is true, the way to a mans heart is through his stomach, and you Joss?

Joss: I’m easy. A box of fine European chocolate. Then I’d use it to bake something amazing and feed it to River laying in bed wearing nothing but his t-shirt.



River: Is this over…we need to leave so I can find this chocolate.


Kristine: almost we'll have you out of here in no time...what would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home together?



River: Definitely a quiet night at home.



Joss: Definitely, since I’m a chef I’d cook us an elaborate meal and we’d eat it under the stars sitting on a blanket on the sand at the our beach house.



Kristine: So tell me what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for each other?



River: The most romantic thing Joss does is when she describes what she sees to me. I love her beautiful voice and her vivid descriptions. She is what finally made me see…love.



Joss: Most romantic thing River’s ever done? Hmm...Walk barefoot around me after he puts on a suit. No…I’m kidding…Ummm…the most romantic thing River has ever done is when he blindfolded me and showed me what it was like to be blind while he made love to me.



Kristine: WOW!! *wipes face* Ok how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:


Top or Bottom?



Joss: Bottom



River: Behind



Joss: River! Smacks him in the gut


Kristine: *laughs*



 Sexiest feature on each other?



River: My hands are my eyes, I love each sexy curve of her silky smooth body.



Joss: All of him. Have you seen him?


Kristine: *her eyes sweep across River's body* Uh huh *gulps*




Biggest turn off that each other does?



River: When she holds her mouth open like a fish with no sound coming out. Like what she’s doing right now.



Joss: I was not! Biggest turn off…his impeccable hearing. No private conversation is sacred when River is in the house.

Kristine: *sniggers*


Three words to describe each other?



River: Nutmeg, beautiful, sexy



Joss: Ninja, sexy, driven



Kristine: First thing you thought when you saw ummm...sorry *looks around* met each other for the first time?



River: First smell…she brought me back to a happy place. Somewhere I hadn’t been in a long time.



Joss: I thought he was rude and arrogant but sexy as hell, even though I though he was gay.



 Kristine: and finally last one before you're off to buy some chocolate *winks* if you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday?



River: I’d go anywhere as long as it was with Joss



Joss: Any exotic island so I can describe all its beauty to River.



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Voting lines close at midnight ADST 13th February.

I am an “Indie” contemporary romance author. I live in California with my husband and two teenage boys. I love being a stay at home mom. My husband and I enjoy wine tasting and camping with our kids with our four wheelers in the middle of nowhere, where you can find me with my pink Ryder BB gun! We have a handful of pets, a dog named Lucy (who is in my books) and a guinea pig named Flufy (my son spelled her name that way) and a cat who adopted us many years ago and has never left. She is a spoiled outdoor cat with her own two story house and a heated bed.

I never liked reading as a kid. I only started reading romance novels in the past few years. My Kindle and I are inseparable now. A thought occurred to me in December of 2012 that maybe I could write a romance novel. So I went to work with the encouragement of my husband and my sister-in-law. It didn’t take long to figure out that I really enjoyed writing.

Today I am a self published author and it has been an amazing journey.

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GPI's Perfect Match: Kasey Millstead - Jackson and Edie

Stand Alone/Series Title: Cowboy Town (Down Under Cowboy series #1)
Author: Kasey Millstead

 

Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our next guests….Jackson & Edie

Kristine: Do you believe in love at first sight?



Edie: I believe it happens, but I didn’t love Jackson at first sight. Hell, I don’t even think I really liked him! (laughs)

Jackson: I loved her the minute I saw her. I knew she was mine.



Kristine: Awww ... *sighs* Edie how do you know that Jackson was "the one"?



Edie: He wouldn’t leave me alone until I came to my senses! Seriously though, the more I got to know him, the deeper my feelings became. When I couldn’t imagine living my life without him in it, that was when I knew.



Kristine: Tell me about your first Valentine Day together?



Jackson: We took the helicopter up to Jabaroo Falls and had a bit of a picnic.

Edie: It was amazing, and so romantic. Jack gave me chocolates and a diamond encrusted heart necklace.



Kristine: *looking at necklace around Edie's neck* That's quite the necklace you have there, it's gorgeous! What are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me... *winks* I'll keep it a secret *laughs*



Edie: He’s keeping the finer details a secret from me, but I do know we are going to Tasmania for a holiday. After living in the Northern Territory for so long, I’m definitely looking forward to cooler temperatures!

Kristine: that sounds fantastic!

Jackson: It involves body chocolate, diamonds, roses and delicious food. That’s all I’m sayin’.

Edie: No orgasms? (gasp)

Jackson: They’re a given, baby (winks)

Kristine: *chuckles and smiles at Edie* Lucky girl, so tell me what would be the ultimate Valentines Day present Jackson could give to you?



Edie: It’s going to sound cliché, but he’s honestly given me more than I ever dreamed I deserved.


Kristine: *sighs* What would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home with each other?



Edie: Definitely a quiet night at home.

Jackson: Yep. When you’ve got a bunch of kids, you really enjoy quiet times (laughs)



Kristine: So tell me what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for each other?



Jackson: I think it was probably the Jabaroo Falls thing, or maybe the first time I took her up in the chopper at sunrise.

Edie: I don’t think I’m really romantic person.

Jackson: You make every day romantic, darlin’.

Edie: Oh! I know. He went away with the guys for a weekend, and I converted one of our sheds into a man cave for him. I put a television in there, a dartboard and pool table. I stocked the fridge full of beer and ordered a bunch of pizzas so he could test it out with the guys. He loved it!



Kristine: Ok love birds it's time for how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:



Top or Bottom? Edie: Top Jackson: Edie likes being on top, but I like her beneath me.

Sexiest feature on each other?
Edie: His eyes. His butt. His muscular stomach and back...I could go on all day!
Jackson: Her arse.

Biggest turn off that Jackson does?
Edie: It used to turn me off that he was such a cocky bastard, but now I kind of like it. 
Kristine: *laughs*

Three words to describe each other?
Edie: Sexy, funny & sweet.
Jackson: Good-looking, caring& mine.

First thing you thought when you saw each other for the first time?
Edie: Oh my god, there’s two of them! Jackson has an identical twin, Jeremy
Kristine: *mutters to herself* could you imagine...
Jackson: Damn, the new barmaid has a sweet arse.

 Kristine: And lastly, if you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday?

Edie: I’d like to go to the snow. Canada would be nice.

Jackson: Yeah, I reckon I’d have fun skiing. Plus we could have snow sex, that would be a first!

Kasey Millstead is a wife and mother of four children. She lives in a picturesque location in country New South Wales, Australia.

Kasey is the author of the #1 bestselling Down Under Cowboy series. She is also the author of The Steele Investigations series, Fighting to Stay and Illicit Desire.

When she is not busy writing, racing around after her children and husband or trying to avoid doing housework, she enjoys nothing more than curling up with a good book and getting lost in the world of Happy Ever After.

You can contact Kasey on Facebook, on Twitter (@KaseyMillstead), via her website )www.kaseymillstead.com), or by email (kaseymillstead@gmail.com)

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GPI'S Perfect Match: Jennifer Ryder - Aidan and Eevie

Stand Alone/Series Title: Spark (Spark series #1)
Author: Jennifer Ryder

Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our first guests….Aidan and Eevie

Kristine: Do you believe in love at first sight?



Eevie: I definitely believe in butterflies at first sight, and didn’t Aidan dish them out. The first time we met, his Ute roared down my street with a dirt bike on the back. He nearly ran me over. When he’d got out of his car, running his fingers through his dark hair, piercing me with those blue eyes I nearly forgot my own name.



Aidan: I don’t know about love, but I definitely know all about ‘have to have them’ at first sight. Yes, I’m talking about Eevie.



Kristine: How do you know that Eevie was "the one"?



Aidan: The short answer - Eevie wasn’t like other girls I’d met. When I told her for the first time that I loved her, I knew I’d never be able to be without her.



Kristine: *swoons* Tell me about your first Valentines Day together?



Eevie: Aidan delivered the biggest bunch of roses to me at work, which was a surprise in itself because he was supposed to be caught up working on a building site all day. The Valentines Day card is what nailed it though. It read “Aquarians like it wet.” Best card ever *laughs*.

Kristine: *laughs*

Aidan: I dominated when it came to the flower part, and as soon as I got the chance, I delivered in the bedroom.



Kristine: What are your plans for this Valentines Day Aidan? Come on you can tell me, I'll keep it a secret.



Aidan: The twins are going to their grandmothers for the night *fist pump*, and I'm cooking up a feast for my beautiful pregnant wife and then I'll have her screaming out my name long into the night.


Kristine: *blushes* What about you Eevie?



Evie: Ha ha. I'll be screaming out my husband’s name and collapsing into an orgasm induced coma. Sounds magic, right?



Kristine: *gulps* Yep it sure does! What would be the ultimate Valentines Day present Aidan could give to you?



Eevie: Whilst I love the idea of all night long orgasms, realistically, an afternoon to drown myself in a good romance book, no kids around, a bucket of M&Ms and a cup of tea would be magic. If he throws in a foot massage that'd be the icing on the cake. Hmm, cake. *looks to Aidan*. Aidan, we need cake later.



Kristine: Aidan, what would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home with Eevie?



Aidan: Quiet night all the way. I want my baby girl all to myself. I’m too old for that scene anyway.



Eevie: *scoffs* You’re not even thirty, Aidan.



Aidan: Yeah, well sometimes my battered body feels it. Anyway, I don't need other men gawking at my missus.



Eevie: Have you seen me lately? I look like I swallowed a bowling ball. That's the only thing they'll be gawking at and watching me waddle like a freakin’ penguin.



Aidan: It's the tits, babe. The tits I'm worried about.



Kristine: So tell me Aidan, what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Eevie?



Aidan: I thought our little surprise roll around in the hay on our wedding night was pretty spesh. *smirks*.



Eevie: I think his proposal was the best thing ever. But I’d happily revisit the barn, for old times’ sake.



Kristine: And what about you Eevie?



Eevie: Um, I think dressing up in the nurses uniform when he was injured was pretty hot.



Aidan: Damn straight it was. You still got that outfit, baby girl?



Eevie: *rubs hands over rounded belly* I wouldn't even be able to button it up, Aidan. *rolls eyes*.



Aidan: I don't understand the problem.



Kristine: Ok how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:


Kristine: Okay Aidan you're up first?


1. Top or Bottom?



Aidan: I’ll take the bottom. Nothing sexier than a woman on top



2. Sexiest feature on Eevie?



Aidan: I have to choose? I’m going with curves. She might not be crazy about them at the moment, but I am.



3. Biggest turn off that Eevie does?



Aidan: Taking too long in the bathroom before bed when I’m primed and ready for action.



4. Three words to describe Eevie?



Kind, giving and smokin’ *winks*



5. First thing you thought when you saw Eevie for the first time?



She was flustered around me, so I deliberately invaded her space to see how she’d react. Kind of backfired on me because it left me wanting more, and she had a boyfriend.


Kristine: Awww...Your turn Eevie...




1. Top or Bottom?



Eevie: Top, except when my legs are too tired from chasing little boys all day, then I’m more than happy for Aidan to get up there.



2. Sexiest feature on Aidan?



Eevie: The eyes are what captivated me first; the rest of the package isn’t too shabby either. He has forearms to drool over, as well as everything else.



3. Biggest turn off that Aidan does?



Burping. He calls it a healthy appreciation for a meal, I call it disgusting. You’d think having grown up with three brothers I’d be used to it, but no.



4. Three words to describe Aidan?



Driven, thoughtful and sexy-as-anything



5. First thing you thought when you saw Aidan for the first time?



Eevie: For one, that he was a reckless driver and that with a blink of those baby blues he’d have women crumbling at his feet. Love ‘em and leave ‘em is what I thought. How wrong I was.


Kristine: If you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday? 



Aidan: I'd love to take the kids on a trek around Australia. Broome, Ayers Rock, Great Barrier Reef, and when they’re older, Disneyland.



Eevie: There’s no way I'm not going on those huge roller-costers, Aidan.



Aidan: Of course you are. You won’t be able to say no to Josh and Grady when they beg their mummy to ride with them *pouts like a child*



Eevie: Well, Kristine, I’d love a big family holiday, one day, but once this next bub comes along, and I’m ready to part with them for a weekend, I’d love a trip to the Hunter Valley for some good wine and food and some day spa time. At least going there I’m only a few hours away from the kids in case anything happens.



Aidan: The kids will practically be taking care of themselves, Eevie. Don’t know what you’re worried about *kisses Eevie on the cheek*



Eevie: I’m their mother, and it’s my job to worry. Especially when it comes to bikes *smirks*.



Aidan: Yeah, yeah. I know babe.

 

 

Jennifer Ryder is a bestselling author with five novels in the Spark Series published to date. She loves to write about boys on dirt bikes, detectives and strong females who aren’t afraid to fight for what they want.

Living on a rural property in New South Wales, Australia, she enjoys the best of city and country. Her loving husband is ever willing to provide inspiration, and her two young cherubs, and sheep that don't see fences as barriers, keep life more than interesting.

Jennifer placed third in the International Stringybark Erotic Short Fiction Award 2013.

Check out her work at http://www.jenniferryder.com/

 

 

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GPI's Perfect Match: BJ Harvey - Mac & Daniel

Stand Alone/Series Title: Temporary Bliss (Bliss series)
Author: BJ Harvey

 Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Please welcome our first guests….Mac and Superman..ahem...I mean Daniel *blushes*

 

Kristine - Do you believe in love at first sight?



Mac – No, but Daniel aka Superman won me over with his dimples the first time I met him so I definitely believe in lust at first sight.



Daniel – I knew there was something different about Mac the first time we met, and I knew it was something I wanted to find out.



Kristine - Mac, how do you know that Daniel was "the one"?



Mac - When he knocked me up? *laughs* I always knew that Daniel wasn’t like the others. It was like he was the one I never knew I wanted by damn am I glad I’ve got him now.



Kristine - Daniel, tell me about your first Valentines Day together?



Daniel - All I can say is it involved a bottle of wine, a foot rub, a long shared bubble bath and very little sleep



Kristine - What are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me, I'll keep it a secret



Mac - We have our hands full at the moment but I’ve made a reservation at our favorite Italian restaurant, the one where had our third date – you know, THAT date – they have the best Tiramisu I’ve ever tasted.



Daniel – I can think of much better ways to enjoy Tiramisu, just saying…



Kristine - Mac, what would be the ultimate Valentines Day present Daniel could give to you?



Mac - A day off from the world with reality television, a bottle of tequila, and Daniel naked all day.



Kristine - Daniel, what would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home with Mac?



Daniel - A hotel room with champagne, whipped cream, and a ‘do not disturb’ sign.



Kristine - Ok how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:



Top or Bottom?



Mac – Daniel definitely likes on top, sideways, behind…. Hmmm…. Yes…. *shakes head* sorry, I got a bit sidetracked.



Daniel *chuckling* - Mac definitely likes it when I just take what I want.



Mac, Sexiest feature on Daniel?


The dimples…. And the ass. His superhero powers are rather sexy too


Kristine - *nods* Daniel, Biggest turn off that Mac does?



Daniel - She smacks her lips when eating gum



Mac – What? I do not!



Daniel – You totally do, gorgeous, but I still love you.



Mac – You better still love me



Kristine - Mac, Three words to describe Daniel?



Superman, Miracle-worker, Sexy



Kristine - Daniel, First thing you thought when you saw Mac for the first time?



Daniel - I wanted her naked

Kristine *blushes and clears throat* If you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday?


Mac - Tahiti. It’s breathtaking. 

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*Voting lines close at Midnight ADST 13th February.

BJ Harvey is the USA Today Bestselling Author of the Bliss Series. She writes contemporary romance, romantic comedy, and romantic suspense.

An avid music fan, you will always find her with headphones on while writing, and the speakers blaring the rest of the time. She’s a wife, a mom to two beautiful girls, and when she’s not writing – she’s reading.

BJ resides with her family in what she considers the best country in the world—New Zealand.

She describes her writing as a little swoon, a lot of heat, a bit of drama and a whole lot of love.

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GPI's Perfect Match: Carmen Jenner - Cooper Ryan and Ali Jones

 Stand Alone/Series Title: Revelry (Taint #1)
Author: Carmen Jenner


Welcome back to Glass Paper Ink’s PERFECT MATCH, we know we’re usually matching couples up here at GPI but we’ve decided to do things a little differently for Valentine’s Day, one of our lucky finalists will walk away with a grand prize of a ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO A DESTINATION OF THEIR CHOOSING TO THE VALUE OF $50,000.



Kristine: Please welcome our next guests….Cooper Ryan, lead singer from worldwide sensation Taint, fresh off a world tour and his lady love Ali Jones, lets get straight into it shall we?

Kristine: Do you believe in love at first sight?


Ali: Hell no!



Coop: Yes.



Ali: *looks at Cooper* Wait, what?



Coop: *looks at Ali* What do you mean no?



Ali: I hated you when I first met you.



Coop: *frowning* Well, hate is kind of a strong word.



Ali: No it’s not, I really hated you.



Kristine: Ooookay...well that wasn’t really the answer I was looking for... *shrugs*



Ali: Sorry, but I just don’t think you can fall in love with someone straight up like that. Lust maybe, but not love.



Coop: It was love at first sight when I met you.



Ali: That’s because I was on my knees with my face about three inches from your penis, arsehat. 




Kristine: Okay lets try this...how do you know that each other was "the one"?


Ali: For me it was on the tour bus, when he sang to me the first time, alone.



Coop: You hate my singing.



Ali: No, I hate your music, there’s a difference.



Coop: Right. *Sighs* Loved the world over by groupies, brought back down to earth by the realist girlfriend.



Ali: *folds arms and faces Coop* Alright then, when did you know that I was “the one”?



Coop: The second you fell at my feet.



*Ali rolls her eyes*



Coop: And then chewed me out, and called me an entitled arsehat.



Kristine: Tell me about your first Valentines Day together?


Coop: Well, technically this is our first, but hopefully it’s the first of many.



Ali: Jesus, you’re a suck up.



Coop: What? I can’t wish for many more Valentine’s Days in which to make you fall even more hopelessly in love with me.



Ali: Oh, you can wish. Keep that up and wishing is all you’ll have, butt munch.



Kristine: I feel like this isn't the lovey dovey interview I was expecting...*sighs* ummm what are your plans for this Valentines Day?? Come on you can tell me *winks* I'll keep it a secret...


Both: *shouting* Privacy!
Kristine: *expression pales*


Coop: Sorry, Kristine, we’d love to tell you but we’ve been burned before when it came to divulging details about our sex life.


Ali: What Coop’s trying to say is that after our sex tape went viral, and I’ve had countless inappropriate propositions from strangers and hordes of women had offered to make their own magic with Coop on film, we’re really secretive about our private life.


Coop: Yeah, we’re pretty tight-lipped about our bedroom activities, but you can be sure this Valentine’s will involve the two of us, a beach somewhere, and a lot of naked flesh.

Kristine: *smirks and looks at Ali*
Ali: Nice, Coop.


Coop: *throwing up his hands* Well, you wanna win, don’t you?


Ali: *shakes head*



What would be the ultimate Valentines Day present you could receive this year?



Ali: A Paparazzi-free day.



Coop: *grabs Ali’s hand and squeezes* Yeah, that would be nice.



Ali: But since that’s unlikely to happen, tickets to Kings of the Iron Age’s concert and another invite to Josh Holme’s place.


Coop: You know that’s never happening, right? You and your fangirling scared the shit out of him last time.

Kristine: *snickers*

Ali: I do not fangirl.


Coop: *gives Ali a pointed look* The best present Ali-Cat could give me, aside from her sweet puss—


Ali: Coop!


Coop: Right, sorry. I’d like her to pretend, just for one day, to be my biggest fan.



Ali: Aww, it really hurts your feelings that I don’t worship at your feet like all your little groupies, doesn’t it?


Coop: You have no idea.


Kristine: I think I already know the answer to this one, but what would you rather, a big flashy gift with a night out on the town or a quiet night at home together?


Both: home!



Ali: Although, it might be fun to make you don a wig and one of those big handlebar moustaches so we could leave the hotel room without being followed.



Coop: *smirking* Admit it, that isn’t why you want me to wear a handlebar moustache.



Ali: No, it’s not.



Coop: *smiles conspiratorially at Ali* Remind me to ask our driver to stop at a costume store on the way back to the hotel. 


Kristine: *coughs* ummm...So tell me what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for each other?


Coop: I don’t know, I’m kind of a douche.



Ali: It’s true, you are.



Coop: *to Ali* Have I done anything romantic for you?



Ali: Well, you did fly halfway across the world on my birthday just to spend a few short hours with me.



Coop: Oh yeah, I kinda rock this boyfriend shit. *shoots Ali a quizzical look* What have you done for me?



Ali: I chose you, dumbarse.



Coop: Remind me again why this is a good thing.



Ali: You know I still have Levi on speed dial. *pulls out cell phone* I could give him a call and see if he wants to—



Coop: Touch a single button on that phone and I will put you over my knee and spank you like a naughty little girl in front of everyone here.



Ali: *smirks* Is it wrong that I’m tempted to mash my whole hand against it?



Coop: *grinding teeth* Just try me, Ali-Cat.


Kristine: Ok how well do you know your partner time, GPI's Fast Five:


Top or Bottom?


Ali: Top


Coop: Top


Ali: *winks at Kristine* Our sex life is very interesting.


Coop: *nodding* A lot of stuff ends up broken.


Ali: Thankfully, nothing that counts.


Kristine: *blushes*


Sexiest feature on each other?

 Ali: Can I say his penis?

 Kristine: Ummmm...sure I guess so...we can edit this later...

Coop: *glares at Ali* That’s my sexiest feature?


Ali: What’s wrong with that?


Coop: It’s a bit literal, don’t you think?


Ali: *rolls eyes* Fine. His hands.


Coop: Hands? Seriously? It’s like you’re not even trying to win this thing.


Ali: Hands *gives Coop a pointed look* because of what they can do: write music, strum a guitar, play with other things that probably shouldn’t be mentioned in front of a studio audience … Do you see where I’m going with this now?


Coop: *nods* Hands it is. I’m having a hard time with choosing just one, but I’m going with her nose.


Ali: *laughs incredulously* My nose?


Coop: *shrugs* It’s a sexy nose.


Ali: You were dropped on your head as a baby, right?

Kristine: *guffaws* ...sorry... *shrugs

Biggest turn off that each other does?


Ali: How long do we have?


Coop: Ditto.


Ali: *turns to Coop* Okay that right there. Who uses the word ditto?


Coop: I’m retracting my answer. Ali Jones is perfect in every way and there is nothing that she does that turns me off.


Ali: *punches Cooper in the arm*


Coop: Ow! What the fuck?
Kristine: *looks at production assistant* that will have to bleeped out later too...

Ali: You just made me look like a complete bitch.


Coop: Well, if the Converse fits, princess.


Kristine: Three words to describe each other?
Kristine: *looks at production assistant again* and that...


Coop: Feisty as fuck.

Kristine: and that *rolls eyes*

Ali: Irritating as fuck.


Kristine: First thing you thought when you saw each other for the first time?


Ali: Douchebag

Kristine: *sniggers*

Coop: Ouch.


Ali: Ouch, you thought ouch? Or ouch that hurt? Cause you know I’ve called you a lot worse.


Coop: Ouch, as in this woman is going to hurt me.



Ali: Why would just automatically assume I was going to hurt you?



Coop: Have you met you?



Ali: *punches coop in the arm again*



Coop: See?


Kristine: Okay so we're almost done here *wipes brow* If you were to win GPI's Perfect Match, what destination would you pick for your holiday?


Ali: We could tell you—


Coop: But we’d have to kill you.


Ali: Well, now we’re definitely not going to win. You can’t threaten the host, Coop. Jesus. So … in the unlikely event that we win. I’d pick a remote cabin in the Swiss Alps. No one around for miles, some great vinyl records, hot coffee and—


Coop: Fucking by the fireside.

Kristine: *rolls eyes* and that...

Ali: I was going to say plenty of alone time because you will be staying here, dumbarse.


Coop: Err … what she said. Happy wife, happy—


Ali: Stop talking now.

Kristine: andddddd where done here, let's call a wrap... *puts head in hands*


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Carmen Jenner is a thirty-something, USA TODAY and international bestselling author of the Sugartown, Savage Saints, and Taint series.
Her dark romance, KICK (Savage Saints MC #1), won Best Dark Romance Read in the Reader’s Choice Awards at RWDU 2015.
A tattoo enthusiast, hardcore MAC addict and zombie fangirl, Carmen lives on the sunny north coast of New South Wales, Australia, where she spends her time indoors wrangling her two wildling children, a dog named Pikelet, and her very own man-child.
A romantic at heart, Carmen strives to give her characters the HEA they deserve, but not before ruining their lives completely first … because what’s a happily ever after without a little torture?


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